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[Nov. 4th, 2009|08:40 pm] |
halloween was alot of fun and so was the day before. i love to buy man thongs from wallmart. lots of random anger bleeding through all the fun though... not sure what that was about i hope it was the moons fault. the police shut down the party on firday and they stopped us from having fun on saturday night also. think those things fucked my mood slightly.
i have been back on the couch for a few days now and its not all that bad. there is a little more of a community feel to things when situations first change. i am sure it will fade. but i am amazingly happy that for the past two nights i have eaten food not from a gas station wohoo. my poop is healthy. writers block is like a block of wood made out of my dick cheese curds and whey in they hey needles in a hay need to say hey to that nice girl at work they call me squirrel NUTs its good its chalky its like nothing you have ever seen on an egg salad you will find me waiting for the bus to come looking at the wires to show me the light tap yourself like a maple tree and use your filthy socks to clean up the mess in your love nest circle star square its time to see your fire die mother fucker
sober words can sometimes leak out too i guess |
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[Nov. 3rd, 2009|02:55 am] |
MY NAME IS JADE BUT EVERY1 IN PRISON CALLS ME BABY JADE N MOST RESENTLY QUEEN JADE.. I NO MOST Y'ALL PROLLY THINK I B FRONTIN CUZ DAT U THINK DAREZ NO POSSIBLTY DAT SOME1 DATS IN PRISON CULD B ON LIVEJURNAL.. N U NO WHAT I DUN BLAME NE OF U 4 IT..
BUT YEA I BEEN IN PRISON SINSE 1999 4 ARMED ROBBERY IN DA 1ST DEGREE WIT ATTEMPTED MANSLAUTER..MY ORIGINAL SENTANCE WUZ 30 YRS WIT A 10 YR MAX.. SO BASICLY I BEEN IN PRISON SINSE I WAS 18.. I WAS SMOKING ALOT OF CRACK WIT MY CUZZIN JENE BACK WHEN WE WAZ TIGHT N ROLLD 2GRTHER.. I GOT REAL HARD IN2 METH N HERION N DAT IS Y I ROBBED A BANK N TRYED 2 KILL DA MANAGER N 3 OF HIS WORKERS CUZ DEY WUZNT GIVIN ^ DA CHEDDA!!! NOW I LOOK < N REALESE HOW STOOPIDD I WAZ BUT NWO IVE ADAPTED 2 DA PRISON LIFESTYLE SO ITS GONE B HARD ONCWE I GET PAROLL DATS IF I GET PAROL..
WELL GOT2 GO CUZ WERE SAPPOSED 2 B IN BED BUT WEN I GET OUT I WANA GO 2 ALOTTA MEETINGS. SRY 4 MY BAD GRAMMER I JUST NOT VRERY SMART..
O N WE HAVE R OWN MEATINGS HERE N DEY HELP US BC PPL FROM DA OUTSIDEV COME HERE 2 SHARE BOUT DEMSELVES N WHUT DEY WENT THRU SO ITS NICE 2 NO DAT DARE AINT 1 PERSON IN DA WORLD DAT AINT GOIN THRU EXACTLY WHAT IM GOIN THRU RITE NOW..
GOODNITE IL WRITE MORE 2MOROW.. PLEASE AD ME 2 UR FRENDZ CUZ I 1T SUM 4 WHEN I GET PAROL.. |
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[Oct. 27th, 2009|06:54 am] |
just woke up from some dream where i was watching a pack of dogs try to swim away from a pack of wolves against the current on the walkhill river. the dogs got out of the water to try and run faster but the wolves were to quick. i climbed a tree because they were all going to cross paths with me soon. from up in the tree i saw that when the wolves were just about to get one of the dogs the dog pack squatted and started to take a piss. the wolves seemed to lose interest but hung around the bottom of the tree i was in.
i was just climbing around staying safe when i noticed that there were alot of police out at a road taking pictures of what was going on. i got destracted and fell out of the tree. one of the wolves runs straight at me and gets ahold of my right hand. a two police tried to shoot at the wolves that were in the process of battling me. they get taken down and mauled worse than me...KNOCK KNOCK TIME FOR WORK now im awake and have to piss
i need a better peterpan knife and a pouch for the belt. i hope the shirt is long enough. my tights better fit.
bas rutten loves talking about whale dicks and people shitting themselves |
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